by ARandomBystander April 09, 2021
by ARandomBystander April 09, 2021
Jane says 'Damn, look at the ass on him. VERY mountainous'
Sara says 'Yeah, for sure, bet that's what his boyfriend thinks too.'
Sara says 'Yeah, for sure, bet that's what his boyfriend thinks too.'
by Sofaqueen March 10, 2008
When a country hick comes screaming down the road in his clapped v10 butt naked with a a leash around his neck and his woman holding a 12 gauge aiming at you screaming hold my beer
Guy 1: dude this lake is really pretty
Guy 2: yeah I know and it’s all peaceful and hidden away
Country hicks: (truck screaming balls)HOLD MY FCKING BEER, BOOM BOOM
Guy 2: holy fck bro what is that
Guy 1: oh sh!t I heard about this, it’s a wolf mountain special
Guy 2: yeah I know and it’s all peaceful and hidden away
Country hicks: (truck screaming balls)HOLD MY FCKING BEER, BOOM BOOM
Guy 2: holy fck bro what is that
Guy 1: oh sh!t I heard about this, it’s a wolf mountain special
by Ligmanuts69 February 12, 2024
A noun that is code for beer. Was first used by Mitchell talking on the phone to his frat bros and trying to chaperone a marching band competition.
by Gino DaFinksta August 25, 2007
Being in a situation resulting in fingering males butthole until acrylic nails are gone and fingers are pooped on
by Swaggymfman February 09, 2022
A mountain pirate can be identified by three defining characteristics:
1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.
2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.
3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.
2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.
3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
“Your behavior is landing you dangerously close to earning the title of mountain pirate. Also obviously your mother is concerned.”
by Founderofflexandunmatchedskill June 29, 2020