Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

Ham Sandwiched

Getting surprisingly blacked out when you didn’t plan to.

I got ham sandwiched last night, and I only asked for a grilled cheese.

by Kayla Kix January 26, 2021

lee ham

1/2 of the hottest people in the world,
Extensive knowledge on the Angry Birds lore and name dropping Michelle Sarah

Person A: “Did you see Lee ham in the hallway? I wonder what he’s listening to.”

Person B: “Probably ‘Booty Store’ by Your Favorite Martian!”

by rigby September 30, 2021

Ham sandwich

That pose you do when you accidentally fall on your crush and you’re in this sexual pose and you try to get up but you just keep touching them ak

Oh damn I’m in a ham sandwich right now

by Scoober Dubber December 12, 2018

HAM

An acronym meaning "Hardly Agree More" to express agreement and often sameness, especially in instant and text messaging.

1. (agreement)
Guy 1: Watch this video, the girl in it is really hot!
Guy 2: Ham!

2. (sameness)
Girl: I'm going to the fair this weekend.
Guy: Ham!

by dinomoo July 22, 2010

Ham

is the act of making one believe a fun yet falsified reality

Bright totally pulled some ham on Shelbert.

by WordsOfTheFuture January 27, 2023

ham tackle

When your mates about to get with an ugly bird, so you run in and save him.

Simon: you were smashed last night
Dave: totally had to ham tackle you

by Lp27 September 28, 2017