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sluffin

More endearing than most derogative terms for skanks. Used when you want to piss someone off and call them a name but you still love them. If they are a skank and need to be reminded sluffin probably wouldn't offend.

slut+muffin=sluffin
-God, you hooked up with that guy again... you sluffin
-I know its pathetic
by gretchen_weiners July 12, 2010
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stocking stuffer

A guy who stuffs socks in his pants to give the illusion of large genitals.
Wilma: "Wow! Look at the package on that guy."

Wanda: "Don't bother with him. He's a stocking stuffer with a little prick."
by Bosco-dude December 20, 2009
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Scuffin Muffin

A girl with a bad body but a nice face.
You know that really fat girl? Her face is actually kind of nice. She's such a scuffin muffin.
by DaCoachJr July 31, 2009
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New Jersey Shuffle

When you’re taking a nasty shit and have to throw up at the same time, the ensuing scramble around the toilet is referred to as the “New Jersey Shuffle”. The act requires one to dismount the toilet without flushing to throw up while looking at one's own shit. The name comes from the fact that this act is almost as nasty as the state of New Jersey.
Guys I just pulled a New Jersey Shuffle but I dont think I'm hung over anymore.
by Phantom crapper December 5, 2009
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sluffin

a combination of the words slut and muffin. a less harsh word used to call your friends slutty without offending them.
Friend 1: "OMG! I love you girl!"
Friend 2: "AH, I LOVE YOU, TOO! But sometimes you can be a real sluffin!"
Friend 1: "Yeah, I totally know. I shouldn't have hooked up with those 4 guys last night!"
by peacetea July 12, 2010
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Shuffleboard Shocker

a humiliation technique of epic proportions made famous by Terrance McCullaugh. It involves one or more of the following:
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease

It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.
You should really respect your elders. Quit playing games or I will come down there and do the shuffleboard shocker on your ass.
by S_ May 28, 2008
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get stuffed

"If you thought you were back in college, you'd be skankier"
"Get stuffed"
by erica220 May 8, 2008
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