smashed 

to get piss drunk, often involving stumbling and incoherent speech

the other night we all got smashed at Tiffany's birthday party!

smashed by PARTY October 20, 2002

Face smashing phone 

Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.

Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.

Face smashing phone by kaiser vinny July 11, 2006

sasha'd

to die from an overdose
Sasha Rodriguez died after the Electric Daisy Carnival 2010 in California for saturating her body with drugs causing her death and also bad publicity to these type of festivals (RAVES)

Harold,remember not to bust a sasha..!!

what happened to him??
he sasha'd

sasha'd by ramonsitojones October 13, 2010

face like a smashed crab 

an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.

she had a face like a smashed crab!

face like a smashed crab by b9 September 30, 2005

smashing cheeks

having crazy sweaty sexy

" I was smashing cheeks all nite"

smashing cheeks by ballss January 1, 2008

Smashability 

A ranking system of how fuckable a girl is. This ranking system has to do with raw sexual attraction and is not to be used as an overall ranking system.

"Hey Mary is pretty hot."

"What's her smashability level?"

"Its a solid 8."

Smashability by Kashmando October 3, 2011

baby-smashing 

"I have given suck, and know / How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me: / I would, while it was smiling in my face, / Have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums, / And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you / Have done to this." -- Macbeth I.vii.54-59

If you break your word, I'm going baby-smashing on you.

baby-smashing by Shakespeare's Kids December 9, 2010