Sad Violin

Running a knife across your left wrist like your playing a song on the violin

Go play the sad violin you emo

by TonyQuarkProPlanckboarder December 3, 2023

SADNESS

An acronym coined by Corporate Bro to mean: Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling

Person A: Dude, cold calling sucks
Person B: Thats the SADNESS life, my dude

by MellamoCorp October 5, 2020

Sad Saturday

Sad saturday is when god decides he doesnt want ppl 2 be happy on saturday so most ppl feel bad on this day. It only effects the ppl that satan hasn't got into yet because they do not have an evil force shield around them.

Person 1: I feel sad :(
Person 2: Probably because it's sad Saturday

by Olixia_xox March 21, 2020

Dinosaurs and Sadness

A nickname for the game Ark Survival Evolved

I’m going to play dinosaurs and sadness

by strappling July 31, 2023

Sad Man's Fallacy

This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.

"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'

by Vegitomofo August 20, 2020

Urban sad

When urban dictionary decided your definition wasn’t good enough for their website and you are sad

I’m urban sad because my definition wasn’t published

by Iszy a peep May 6, 2020

a sad song with a few wrong notes

basically means "youre bad at pretending to be depressed" and "we can literally tell"

Emo dude mid argument: You dont know what ive been through
Other guy idk: man youre acting like a sad song with a few wrong notes

by Uh What July 1, 2021