That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.
Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.
by kansas54 August 6, 2017
Get the post-masturbation realisation mug.Post Kiyoko Depression (PKD) is experienced when you can't stop crying after having met or seen Hayley Kiyoko. Side effects may include crying, distancing yourself from others, and/or replying with "I MISS YOU BABY 😭" at everything she tweets.
Ashlyn: OMFG MY POST KIYOKO DEPRESSION IS STILL NOT GONE AND IT'S BEEN A MONTH.
Norma: SAMEEEE I MISS HER HUGS, I MISS HER CUTE VOICE, I MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT HER 😭
Norma: SAMEEEE I MISS HER HUGS, I MISS HER CUTE VOICE, I MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT HER 😭
by kiyokoscenes August 11, 2018
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Get the PRE POST HASTE mug.When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.
police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."
by Lil2'high August 16, 2022
Get the post-coital remorse mug.some madafaka by the name of "Brutus" said "no post farm September" and that got my attention so
some challenge on the polytoria forums (for forumers) which ends at the end of september, the point of the challenge is to make the forums as dead as possible (try not to post farm)
some challenge on the polytoria forums (for forumers) which ends at the end of september, the point of the challenge is to make the forums as dead as possible (try not to post farm)
a guy: no post-farm september guys!!
forumer which sits on his ass 24/7 postfarming: Hi Me EpicXDavo
forumer which sits on his ass 24/7 postfarming: Hi Me EpicXDavo
by Green-Opolis August 29, 2022
Get the No Post-farm September mug.After you have nutted in/on someone or from watching porn and you go to a shisha lounge for a smoke and relax. The feeling is the best.
John: Dude, yesterday I nutted in my date then got in the car and drove to have post nut shisha. That smoke was perfect.
Brian: I need to try that when I cum next, I love shisha
Brian: I need to try that when I cum next, I love shisha
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