Poop pillar

A poop log so long and sturdy that the tip pushes against the bottom of the toilet bowl while the upper end is still inside you. Depending on how much poop you still need to unload while dealing with a pillar, it can be problematic and even painful.

I prefer toilets with deeper bowls to accommodate my log. That way the tip won't reach the bottom and risk causing a poop pillar.

by Rabbi Jimbob September 14, 2015

poop rat

Unofficial nickname of that nightmare inducing Cheazel T. Weasel from that box office flop known as Foodfight!

It is truly amazing how his character design reflects exactly what the movie is.

JonTron: @&?!&!!

Is that a poop rat!?
Is that a f@!&in' poop rat?

by I EAT BOOGERS FOR BREAKFAST September 12, 2021

Oopy poop

When you did a poop and you scream ooooopyyyyy dadddyyyyy while on top

Me: agahahahahahshsshus I can’t stop pooping
Bae: ahahahshshs this oopy poop is to much to handle

by Oopy poop December 2, 2021

Pooped Off

The more appropriate term of implying that you are angry or mad during a current situation. Or brought up from a past event.

1) My caught caught on fire and died this morning. Now I'm just really pooped off!

2) Don't mess with me right now, I'm just really pooped off.

3) I think I pooped off my neighbors last night by blasting my music past midnight.

by CalvinLongstockings October 20, 2010

pooping hippopotamus

When you walk down the street completely naked doing the Helicopter Dick while peeing.

"OMG that guy is doing the pooping hippopotamus and it's getting all over me."

by acoustiix April 26, 2016

Poop And Shoot

when you ejaculate well defecating.

"Hey man did you just poop and shoot in the porta-jon."

by killjoy78 August 7, 2020

Poop-noose

The poop-noose is the opening where the gastrointestinal tract ends and exits the body. The poop-noose starts at the bottom of the rectum, the last portion of the colon (large intestine). The anorectal line separates the poop-noose from the rectum. Tough tissue called fascia surrounds the poop-noose and attaches it to nearby structures.

That charmin ultra is really nice on the old poop-noose!

by Alto_Shock May 4, 2021