by CoreCascade October 15, 2018

by EggcellentGurl January 27, 2024

We knew he was going overseas and with that tattoo on his arm would have a hard time meeting ladies. Without our intervention there would be a dry turkey situation. He needed his balls buttered.
by Ionlyeatcannedcranberrysauce November 20, 2018

by G-Difficult June 13, 2016

by RAGEINGMAN November 7, 2019

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.
After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.
by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021

by efekay April 27, 2020
