pickle me

To give someone a pickle.

Gurl: Can you pickle me?
Boi: Do you want dill or bread and butter?

by Penguinandpickles January 25, 2017

Boost Me

To tell someone they don’t look good; belittle someone

My hair isn’t done so don’t Boost Me.

by Princess106 January 10, 2020

Zoom me

Taking the place of "call me", "text me", "email me", etc.

I guess you'll need to Zoom me, because this is life now. I hate this life so much.

by zwiebelkatze April 16, 2020

it’s not you, it’s me

definitely your fault.

when an asshole doesn't take responsibility for his decisions he’s going to say “it’s not you, it’s me.”

by thisbitchisleftist September 3, 2020

Me Toobin

horrified Zoom attendees forced to watch Jeff Toobin jerk off

Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"

by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"

by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011

Fist me

1. To fist bump someone
2. To punch someone in the face

3. Another way to say 'Let's fight'

1. "Hey, bro! Fist me!"
2. "I hope he doesn't fist me, he fists people hard."
3. "C'mon, bro, fist me!"

by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 March 30, 2023