Google slop

The sometimes Hilarious, dangerous, or nonsensical results of Google's "AI Overview"

In the latest example of Google Slop, its AI recommends that you eat a rock a day

by MC_Escher May 25, 2024

Google Whore

When someone feels the necessity to look up just about everything on google all the time.

Tiffany: Let's watch Just Go With It
Karlie: Ok *grabs phone*
Tiffany: You're looking it up on google aren't you
Karlie: You know I look up everything!
Tiffany: Karlie you're such a google whore

by plainlittleme June 14, 2014

google

A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.

Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again

Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.

by JadenTheMoose September 14, 2022

urbandictionairy> google

It means urbandictionairy is surperior to google, this is true, google may give you the true meaning of a word but urbandictionairy will give you the funnier one.

person 1: urbandictionairy> google
person 2: true
Jhon: i agree
your mom: yes so true
me: yes
Derrick(no one likes him) : no google will give you the actua-
everyone: SHUTUP DERRICK!urbandictionairy> google

by steesyloly December 19, 2022

google

where you can search up anything

My name is google if you don't know me well then ....... your weird

by cooll123 November 16, 2021

Ok Google

An iconic command you say that triggers Google Assistant on your Android phone, tablet, or Google Home speaker. Saying "Ok Google" has been a thing on Android phones ever since 2013 back when it was known as Google Now. The trigger phrase has now expanded to include "Hey Google".

Friend 1: *rings doorbell*
Friend 2: Heyy come in! So what brings you h—
Friend 1: OK GOOGLE READ MY TEXTS
Friend 2: ....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 10, 2022

Hard Google

A hard google is when google itself doesnt instantly answer your question. If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google.
This is the next stage after a soft google

I had to hard google it and got taken to a wiki page with the answer

by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019