Google It, dude

A saying that's used when you don't want to give specific directions to a place that the person you're talking to.

Alex: "Where the hell is Clarkson park?"
Jake: *sigh* "Google It, dude."

by Thatonekidyouhate November 13, 2011

Google this

a stunning dish available at the pour kids cafe in malvern consisting of deep fried crumbed poached eggs, on a chorizo salad

wow got to go to the pour kids and have the google this

by gourmetfoodie November 29, 2011

google

your best friend in school

if it wasnt for google id have dumped all my classes!

by a human ig January 27, 2023

Google Lens

An intentionally stupid image search AI that censors you from searching images with women/girls, regardless of real or cartoon, naked or not. Also many artworks from small artists are omitted from the search, so that searching the OPs from artworks are hard on this and you have to rely on Yandex (most reliable) or Bing or Baidu (for Chinese artists)

Whenever it's not censored, the search results are not accurate and shows you similar things instead

"That farting woman cartoon that said "biu" has no result whenever you try to search on Google Lens, but Yandex and Baidu shows the exact result"

"Search any cute stickers or art you get from Pinterest, Google Lens might not tell you, not even giving the similar results"

"Try searching something like Touhou or any Japanese cartoons on Google Lens. They said no search results but for some reason, they sometimes don't censor"

by PuniUwUCute February 14, 2023

Teenage google maps reviewer

A stupid 15 year old who uses google maps as a joke and writes fake and stupid reviews on google maps because he thinks he is being funny yet still gets many upvotes for his reviews because everyone else on the site finds his dumb sense of humor funny. Is usually a high level local guide with hundreds of reviews.

Bro this one guy on google maps has written 300 reviews and all of them are just fucking with people and have no actual substance, he gave the liberty bell 1 star because it was broken, he is such a teenage google maps reviewer.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

Google

The all-knowing lord of the universe. He has the answer to any and every question you can possibly ask.

Son, remember to pray to Google before bed tonight.

by FORNIdE November 16, 2023

Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.

Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️

by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024