No poop July

When you don't poop during July!

Retard: Did you join in on No Poop July?
Me: No, I need to shit!

by Kanye West toenail July 1, 2025

July 16th

National leigh & eve day.

Leigh stop ignoring me its july 16th

by EVEHOPS! July 16, 2021

July 19

Give your girlfriend/wife a massive kiss on the cheek and treat her with something nice!!

“hey bro what day is today” “oh it’s July 19th!” “oh i need to kiss my girlfriend ASAP!!”

by Mimi2025 July 13, 2025

Julie

She is the most beautiful, prettiest, most forgiving, kind hearted goddess you could ever meet, and would probably be the reason for your first time legitimately falling in love with someone, and no matter who you are or whatever thing happened to you, she will always be there to check up on you and see if you're doing alright, even if you aren't friends or have had a few problems with each other, she has the biggest and most forgiving heart you could find. She's a very determined person who sets her goals and wouldn't let distractions stop her, and she's also incredibly smart, and you would probably feel like the luckiest person on planet if you even just got to say hello to her.

Guy#1: bro have you seen Julie??? I legitimately can't, imma pass out.
Guy#2: i feel you bro.

by A$ap swagboi January 9, 2022

July 30th

the new jersey equivalent of fourth of july

“So you see as a New Jerseyan, we have a special holiday called July 30th; which is like July 4th, and I’m pretty darn busy that day.”

by sigzaisucks August 1, 2024

15 July

International fuck your girl best friend day.

Boy: It's 15 July, wanna go watch a movie in my place?
Girl: of course, it's a internal holiday

by Mr President yn July 6, 2022

Julie bukake

A julie bukake is a sexy girl that unfortunetly has an irrational fantasy of being turned into a cum dumpster by a group of niggers

Great news guys julie bukake has arrived early to the gang bang

by 2019 bukake jamboree March 26, 2019