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Jersey

Very Cool person, caring, funny and she is Very nice person.
Jersey is my friend
by Spikeymikey February 25, 2017
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Jersey Tango

The Jersey Tango is when two cars from Jersey try to merge into the same lane, but stop half way when they both notice each other. However, neither give up the lane for the other, and both are occupying the same lane until one stands down.
Cars doing the Jersey Tango is just an average commute on the Garden State Parkway.
by blkbm January 21, 2024
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New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth
My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much
by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025
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Jersey Gang

A bike gang in New Jersey, Runnemede. Consists of children who can’t count past 5 and can barely stand a popeye’s biscuit.
“ There goes the Jersey Gang again. They’re the reason why instructions exists on Shampoo. “
by boogbagooa April 3, 2021
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Chocolate Jersey

Finding crap on your condom after an anal encounter.
"I did her up the butt, and when I pulled out I had a chocolate jersey!"
by D73 December 26, 2007
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new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
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Jersey head but

Its when you head but a fellow family member or a enemy family member "Crime family" and say "forget about it"
*Joey walks up to Santino.*
*He would head but Santino.*
*Santino would fall in pain.*
"Joey:Jersey head but bitch
by tizzardo September 25, 2011
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