Jesus Christ 

A worthy apponent to Chuck Norris

Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris should fight!

Jesus Christ by Loser XY October 20, 2008

Jesus Walkers 

Jesus Walkers are the flip-flop sandals that metrosexuals wear with their faded jeans and frosted hair

"Oh shit, it would appear Josh is wearing those God damn, mutha fucking Jesus walkers again. Let's jump his ass!

Jesus Walkers by John Boy December 22, 2004

Jesus Tits on a Crucifix 

Similar to Jesus Tits, but enhances the amount of exclamation.

Jesus Tits on a Crucifix! I just sharted!

Jesus Tits on a Crucifix by Red Tide Bar &Grill May 16, 2008

Jesus Freak 

A derogatory term for a Christian.

Atheist forced to go to church: I'm going to go scream if I have to spend one more minute with these Jesus Freaks.

Jesus Freak by rosie626 October 26, 2013

Jesus Gift 

Street name for male love organ

Hell yeah I would smash my Jesus Gift in that!

Jesus Gift by Jesus Gift October 6, 2008

jesus hooplah christ 

Everyone screams "Jesus H. Christ!" all damn day, but no one, and I mean NO ONE knows what the H stands for. Little known fact: it stands for Hooplah.

Jesus Hooplah Christ! Look at'em titties!

jesus hooplah christ by inersh October 21, 2009

Jesus Sneakers

Flip flops, sandals, or any open toed shoes.

Go grab your jesus sneakers and lets head to the beach.

Jesus Sneakers by H&D October 27, 2009