italian doorezz

Something you put on your big stoopid head to pretend you are special and like "the little people" you know?

Yaw King stabbed to death 3.4M italian doorezz shits for wanting to touch his family. All hail 👑🪽, and happy hoops day italian doorezz.

by sinrlifemattrs September 5, 2025

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

Italian Icicle

When an Italian man dies and he starts to go through rigor mortis and then his penis gets hard. Then a woman or man decides to ride it.

“I saw a dead mobster in the alley last night, and his dick was hard as fuck. I rode that thing like an Italian Icicle.”

by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025

Italian Bread Pudding

A modern-day delicacy. You feed your friend a whole load of white bread then a 2 liter of coke. Then proceed to throat fuck them while they puke it up.

Trey gave me some Italian Bread Pudding last night. I’ve never been at more of a loss of words. It was magical.

by Steadlur October 9, 2025

Italian slider

A messy bowel movement after too much italian food.

"Man, I ate so much lasagna last night I went home and had an Italian slider!"

by Xxxero April 30, 2025

Italian Steven

Annoyingly sexy

You can be mad at them cause they're so fucking annoying but be checking them out cause they're sexy ASF and that's annoying.

"That's Italian steven He's annoyingly sexy."

by Sadiebiitxh May 4, 2025

Italian Brainrot

#DAUD1234

Leslie has memorized every Italian brainrot charcter

by DUMBTech@@Daud1234 May 21, 2025