Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser

Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

by 27DMac July 18, 2019

Irish Reach-around

Asking someone to return a favour that you haven't done for them yet. i.e. "Yes, I will dog-sit for you at some time probably. By the way, here's my dog. You have to look after her while I go on a mid-week trip to New York."

I can't believe Colin had the nerve to give me an Irish Reach-around. I have to look after his dog because he made a vague promise to look after mine in the future.

by Mcbeanface July 25, 2019

Irish Fisherman

Pour a shot of Irish Whiskey into a woman’s pussy and lick the shot out.

Babe, I got some Jamison, let’s do an Irish Fisherman.

by Rick530 March 30, 2019

irishing

The act of viewing a party or bar from a dark corner, heavily intoxicated, and imagining that one is the center of the universe. The man or woman in this position is generally a redhead or ginger.

Girl: "Hey man, you alright over there?"
Guy: "Oh yeah, just kicked back Irishing"

by Chippilicious March 3, 2019

The old Irish backstop

Sexual term for when you promise to pull out before you nut then change your mind and stay inside

Gave my mrs the old Irish backstop last night

by Things that annoy me 161 March 12, 2019

Irish Watering Hole

A slang term for a bar, or pub.

Hey James, Sheamus and I are heading down to the ol' Irish Watering Hole over on 5th, would you like to tag along?

by Heyitsj000 March 13, 2019

Irish blessing

To be someone up. Usually including a backhand.

That guy gave me a dirty look, he deserves an Irish blessing.

by mkpunk516 March 17, 2019