Armie Hammered

When someone gets so drunk you’re worried they might eat someone

‘Hide your toes, Josh is Armie Hammered!’

by armieslefttoe February 15, 2021

hammer

A man who frequently sides with women.

Shawn- "No Thyane, I think Mary gets shot gun, Your "no blitz" was canceled out by...."
Thayne- "Dude! your such a HAMMER!

by Shawn & Thayne December 27, 2007

banana hammer

Someone who is very sick, and very fatigued because of it.

Comes from seeing a banana frozen in liquid nitrogen, and then used to hammer a nail into a board. "I feel like that!"

Peter felt like a banana hammer, and had to leave work early.

by NotBlankName March 31, 2010

war hammer

Somthing Ashlinn wants to get when shes older

jesus I need to get one of thoughs

by ............ March 25, 2003

Alabama meat hammer

its a common phrase used in workplaces by Indiana document annalist's

man 1-man x i cant believe how big that Alabama meat hammer was
man 2- yeah it was huge
man 3- whats a Alabama meat hammer?
man 2 and man 1- your emo

by rorsarch January 13, 2010

Hammer Ass

the masculine alternative to "bitching out" someone.

"Because Shane is being such a dick, Broccoli Boy will hammer ass."

by Johnsoy May 28, 2008

Irish War Hammer

An irish war hammer is a worded used to describe an Irish mans tool that he brings to battle.

Woman:"so honey what tool did you bring tonight?"
Man:" Well,in that case i guess Ill whip out the ol' Irish War Hammer and slap you with it!"

by The Irish Hammer December 9, 2008