Hammer

A lesbian prosecutor

The Hammer really made a strong case

by Booty Warrior6942069 March 18, 2021

The Hammer of Sauron

The Hammer of Sauron is the tertiary antagonist in Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor. He was one of Sauron's Black Captains and was responsible, partly, for the murder of Talion and his family during the retaking of Mordor by the Dark Forces.

The Hammer of Sauron was once a man, a stretcher bearer for Gondor dedicated to retrieving the wounded. His life changed on the slopes of Mount Doom when he retrieved Sauron's mace after the Dark Lord fell.

by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021

hammer hand

To hit some one hard af

I’m about to hammer hand this bitch if she keep playing

Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands

by Eli Globe April 20, 2021

Thor's Hammer

Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.

The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.

"One large Thor's Hammer please."

"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"

"Yes please."

by dave132 June 2, 2021

Mexican Hammer

Synonym for adjustable pliers such as those manufactured by Channel Lock.

Hey Dave, can you toss me the Mexican hammer?

by fuckdoggydog June 9, 2021

Dildo hammer

That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.

Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!

by Boceefus June 18, 2021

Sneaky Hammered

When you don’t realize how drunk you were until the next day.

Thought I was good last night but now I’m hearing that I broke into a zoo? Must’ve been sneaky hammered.

by Schutts ballsack May 22, 2021