Grape

An insult. Suggesting a low level in intelligence, an unprecedented level of stupidity.

Example provided by Wolf Van Halen in a tweet 03/21/23 “ Van Halen is literally my fucking name you grape”

by lafitteca March 22, 2023

Grapefruit

Beyond even a lemon on the citrus scale. This is reserved for the lewdest of the lewd fanfics. The kind with fetishes not even DeviantArt would allow. Some time’s there’s barely even a plot, just nothing but the author’s oddly specific and/or gross as fuck fetish and copyrighted characters participating in them. You, a person finding such a fanfic, were either looking for it or you made the mistake of asking for context when somebody joked about the grapefruit.

If you go out and pick grapefruits, be warned that Rule 36 will be constantly proven to you the hard way.

Bob: Alice’s Harry Potter grapefruit is something else, man. What perverted mind wants to read about Hermione getting a Manhattan transfer from Luna?
David: A Manhattan what-now?
Bob: You don’t want to know.

by E hates Q March 30, 2023

Grapefruit smell

Fuel for making a fuel air flash powder.

Step 1.

Take a wooden pencil and shave 1/2 gram of wood and carbon.

Step 2.
Pile the wood shavings in a ashtray and leave a cigarette on top. Do not disturb.

Step 3.
Collect the ashes and charcoal.

Step 4. Spray axe deoderant on only the ashes and charcoal let dry.

Load ashes and fresh primers enjoy.

All i smell is Grapefruit smell

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

grapead

The product of intercourse between a bread bun, and a grape.

Essentially raisin bread except the grapes are not dried inside the bread.

The grape had an orgasm inside of the bread, consequently making grapead

by MonkuesTreeusThehomosexual May 15, 2023

Grapehouse

It's the difference between a distinct smell, and the place were time simply does not exist. It's where your handwritten tales have been made, and where a certain smell takes you back to a time you only remember. A place which you never knew you would seek back to again. It's the form of your highest nostalgia.

I miss the nostalgic feeling of Grapehouse

by Tuck_Nicholson May 19, 2023

grahmous

People who are sexually attracted to graham crackers

I just came out to my parents, telling them I’m grahmous

by Kimchi <33 May 22, 2023

glaphtics

A group of goofy individuals who worship Stephen Curry as their form of a higher being.

The glaphtics went to a party, tripped and fell into the pool, and went on to stream the golden state warriors game on their phones while still in the pool.

by gamo27 June 23, 2023