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Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.
Have you read the Jesus family tomb?
by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010
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spn family

the most loving and caring cult fandom ever created. Spn family loves eachother and ONLY eachother so incest is promoted. I recently came out as pansexual and spn family came on me and alwyas physically came you know… I only watch sassy edits of dean and I ship Dam(dean and Sam) everyday
spn hater- spn is so dumb why would you watch that it’s so weird and fans are fucking nuts
Cof, spn stan- take this(proceeds to jerk off violently onto spn haters face) “ughhh take this never disrespect my FAMILY, I only beat to my family so your in spn family now

Welcome…spn is loving ( proceeds to cutt penis off spn hater) you are one of us step bro ;)
by franciscumgobler August 21, 2022
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Tonit and families

She love lettuces, fresh and cool. 10/10 high recommend rainbow outside the earth the very best professional scientists, she put trees outside the earth🥵🥵🥵
"Do you want some tonit and families"
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family

A group of 4 or more friends that consists of a mixture of at least 1 male and at least 1 female.
Our squad is like a family; we’ve got the perfect mix of personalities with both guys and girls to keep things interesting!
by Emotional Cruiser August 26, 2025
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Family Pack

When a fat ass claims to have a six pack when they in fact, do not.
"Look at my abs bro."
"That ain't no abs, that's a family pack."
by Gaylesbian2020 May 23, 2019
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Family friend

A wealthy married dude that hangs out with your mom and pays her bills and buys you your Christmas presents. Meanwhile, she’s giving him handjobs on days when she is “working late in the city”.
Uncle Alan, our family friend, paid for my tuition.
by SonOfNJchurchwhore December 19, 2023
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baby of the family

Youngest member of the family, Typically a child ex the last born
"I was definitely the baby of the family I was so many years apart for my siblings all were female. The closest age gap was with one of my sisters who is 4 years nearly 5 years older then me."
by 459395 March 21, 2023
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