eastern tech

A high school in baltimore. you imagine the students go hard, right? well this school is all stuck up preps. the ones who arent stuck up are pot heads who are miserable walking the halls there. girls are ugly, but at the same time they're all sluts or no-life nerds who's mom probably works in there as a teacher or librarian. if you go to a party and a girl is left out fake-texting on her phone ,she probably goes to eastern tech. then shes lucky to even be at a party. GIRLS: theres a total of 6 hot freshmen, 4 hot sophomores, 7 hot juniors, and 3 hot seniors there for the 2009-10 year. GUYS: 8, 12, 16, &5. if you're one of the hot ones your either a pot head, an alcoholic, a slut, or really fucking outgoing to the point where you're a little cooky or weird. theres ,2 cool teachers.&guess what? I REALLLLLLLY wish I didn't go there :

1. Dude I totally met this girl who goes to eastern tech. She's fucking sexy, but she's really weird and a complete pot head/alcoholic. But, she fucked me so I don't care about all that.

2. I went to a party and some weirdo was sitting at the house computer IMing SmarterChild on aim...AND CRACKING UP AT IT!

3. Where's all the sexy people? I don't see them! Let me transferr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fuckingsophomore January 22, 2010

Spaghetti Eater

A rude compliment to give to someone. You do not want to be called a spaghetti eater! It is essentially someone who eats spaghetti.

Karl is a spaghetti eater

by Biff the cliff January 8, 2020

booger eater

po' white trash...po'______ trash (all nationalities apply)

let's go to the tractor pull, the all you can eat buffet, and diddle our siblings like a true booger eater.

by T-style December 28, 2005

Snow eater

Someone who eats cum

Shes a snow eater

by snoweater September 17, 2017

peach eater

a retard, when one eats a peach it looks like a drooling retard

Poor Johnny has to ride the short bus with the rest of the peach eaters.

by tard lover December 25, 2007

weed-eater

A hippy. Someone who smokes a lot of weed.

My uncle Honey Rivers.

by Lucas April 1, 2004

cake eater

Any one from PA that comes to jersey and/or lives in Lancaster County. Most examples of cake eaters wear socks at the beach and still think station wagons and beards are in fashion. See tools, shoobies or bennies for synonyms

Alvernia University is full of cake eaters.

by Jerseybeaches May 13, 2011