dry dick

When you forget to buy lube, because there are too many types of condoms at safeway.

Linda: I had to dry dick because i forgot the lube.

by the 6th grade blonde boy October 7, 2016

dry meat

Hard dick with no lubrication

When your boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat into your vagina it hurts.

by Sir Richard DP October 16, 2016

Dry Biscuits

A strange sti you get from doing anal.

"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"

by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016

dry starfish

The condition that develops when one continuously wipes their ass until it dries out, possibly until it bleeds.

Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that Mexican food, I've had to shit so much that I have a dry starfish

by Kab00se December 11, 2016

dry knob

A dry knob is where a man is unsuccessful in getting pussy over along period of time!

toby: oi scott i havent had any pussy lately!
scott: gutted bruv you have dry knob !

by nebrot November 26, 2015

dry horse

When a girl gets done sucking dick and she runs out of spit and her mouth is dry

Aye man my girl just got done and now she got a dry horse

by Staff only December 30, 2015

Dry

A crack or a joke that is not funny.

"You smell like cheese"
"That shit was dry"
"Dryyyy"

by Drawoh March 16, 2016