Chat-Drunk

Chat-Drunk is when you chat so much, that when you chat you sometimes get out of control and type something stupid, idiotic or something you weren't suppose to type, just like when you are drunk.

After two hours of chatting...
Guy #1: Hey
Guy #2: Yes?
Guy #1: WOOOHOOO
Guy #2: WTH?
Guy #1: You are dumb
Guy #2: Are you chat-drunk?

by wafiywafer June 21, 2010

Pipe Drunk

When you smoke so much meth that you become tired and sleepy. Its means your too too high so eat something to bring yourself back down a little. Then you'll feel 'amped' again.

'He fell asleep while hitting the P cause he was pipe drunk.'

'If you keep hitting it over and over again your gonna get pipe drunk.'

by Always Flying HIgh July 31, 2008

Kavanaugh drunk

When you get so drunk you have to make a fake calendar to cover up for the fucked up shit you did 36 years ago.

Are they referring to me when they say "Kavanaugh drunk? I like beer. I went to Yale.

by Meatpoi October 2, 2018

rip-roaring drunk

so drunk you projectile vomit geysers of pure blood off the front porch every 30 or 40 minutes.

i'm getting rip-roaring drunk tonight!

by tonyfranciozi August 6, 2008

College Drunk

The state of drunkeness which includes at least two of the following: That spinning feeling when you lay down, thinking your car got stolen when actually you parked it somewhere else (thank God - because you should not be driving anyway), drive-by kissing, not caring where you pee or who sees (this is mostly for the girls cuz guys pee wherever anyway), thinking it's a great idea to bare your privates to everyone, breaking or spilling something, eating something unedible

Hey let's go to the homecoming game and get college drunk. Dude, she was totally college drunk at the block party last weekend

by Kristi (aka Charro) October 20, 2008

hump drunk

when you have had such good sex that after it is over you feel drunk with euphoria and are slightly disorientated

chino just finished having an epic sex experience with his girl nelly that he appeared drunk to his buddy frank , frank asked him " whats up man , have you been drinking?" he replied" no bro i'm hump drunk"

by jobens April 28, 2013

punch drunk

Acting giggly and retarded as if you were drunk but its really only because your so damn tired.

"We were punch drunk from staying up so late"

by Kiki February 10, 2004