Oreo cookie

When you pound a girl in the ass after she had stashed cocaine in her ass.

I totally gave that girl an Oreo cookie.

by Nitetimeninja May 23, 2015

German Cookie

A teenage german girl that always has sex on her mind and is amazing at fucking. Refered to as a Sex Goddess.

1. So how was your night?

2. I had sex with this amazing German Cookie!!!

3. Lucky bastard!!

by X-boy May 4, 2009

Cookie Crumbs

skin cells scraped from a woman's cervix during a pap smear.
(cookie slang for vagina)

Girl: "Went to the gynecologist today and got a pap smear"
Guy: "Aw yeah, left your cookie crumbs up in there"

by mickstisy January 22, 2011

Want A Cookie

What You Say To Someone After Being Really Fat. (Not Litterally Obese But Like Eating Two Lunches And Still Beig Hungry)

David B.:(Staring)

Tatiyana R.:Stop Looking At Me YouFukinass hole!

David B.:CHHU-UN Tric-Want A Cookie!?!

Tatiyana R.:HUH???-Yes *Whining*

Kha'Shea H.:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....*Inhales* Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

by KhaShea D. Harris AKA Kmicky February 20, 2009

cookie-puss

Cookie-puss is the true creator. With the Big fart and the match of life he created the universe (AKA the Big bang). He is also the true god, and a small stuffed monkey that lives in Justins room/Basement.

Me: Ahh Its cookie-puss!!!
Justin: Hey buddy.

by Matt Pereida March 4, 2005

Cookie Jarring

Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

Cookie Jarring: Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."

by AnimorphFan June 15, 2020

cookie cuter

someone who is just like everyone else.
someone who seems as though they were shaped with a cookie cuter into every other fake teenage girl with straight hair and hollister sweatshirts.

i hate cookie cuters, id prefer someone with a personality.

by himynameisno October 18, 2008