closeted homophobe

a homophobe who pretends they’re not homophobic.

random person: “you’re homophobic.”

closeted homophobe: “no i’m not. how could i be if i’m friends with a gay guy? “

by imverygaydontworry March 2, 2021

skeleton in the closet

An anorexic gay person in denial.

Hanna's not just got skeletons in the closet, she IS a skeleton in the closet!

by Tom Long December 19, 2007

the packers are fags clause

A clause in the NFL rule book that prevents the Green Bay Packers from reaching the playoffs, regardless of their regular-season standing, if they lose their last five regular season games.

The pack has been eliminated from the playoffs due to the "the packers are fags clause" in part due to losing Favre to an injury.

by john markus December 28, 2007

closet party

A social gathering especially for pleasure or amusement that takes place in a closet

Lets go to the closet party at jeff's.

by Amoreex0 August 2, 2006

Closet Gay

A closet homosexual is what most gay supporters are. These supposedly "straight" people spend all their time defending homosexuality that it's clear that they must be gay themselves hence their obsession with it. They call anyone who finds disgust with homosexuality a "bigot" even if they don't hate the gay person themselves. Their common argument (which is also illogical) against "gay haters" is that they must be gay themselves because they find the concept of two guys pounding each other hard in the ass repulsive. Perhaps it's these gay defenders who are gay themselves?

Jimmy: "Anyone who doesn't find two men kissing cool is a bigot and homophobe and probably a closet gay themselves!" (meaning that gays hate themselves)
Jack: "Yeah I agree! I'm a straight man but I love gays!"

*Jack and Jimmy walk away from the crowd that they were preaching too and then start sucking each other's cocks*

by Skialian January 5, 2014

Grandfather clause

When a patron that isn't of legal drinking age enters an establishment before it transitions from restaurant status to bar/club status thus bypassing ID checks at the door.

Geoff: "Grant, let's all go celebrate your birthday at that new establishment and get you really drunk so your girlfriend can take full advantage of you."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."

by Kris May 22, 2011

Close-Minded

Someone who does not have the mental capacity to accept gender as something other than a dictionary definition.

Wow, Dom is so close-minded.

by LiterallyMe August 13, 2014