blast your ass

another phrase for “sorry to bother you” or “hate to inform you”

I don’t mean to blast your ass, but you should know that i cheated on you.

by poopyahole69 August 9, 2020

whole blast

a ways to say fun and/or funny

“ugh that sucked”
“that was a whole blast”

by sydneyf September 17, 2019

The Mormon Blast

To ejaculate onto your fingers, let it dry up, then finger your female partner.

“Once I get home, I’m gonna Mormon Blast my girl all night”

“Yeah, I did the Mormon Blast with her bro, she’s a month and a half pregnant.”

by Ladysman_217 July 7, 2025

chicken blast

when you sneak into a room with a box of chicken and blast it all over some douchebag, biscuits and wings fly everywhere.

person one: knocks on the door
person two: hello
person one: come closer
person two: huh
person one: flings the door open and throws the chicken
person one: BAAAAAMMMMM! YOUVE BEEN CHICKEN BLASTED SON!

everyone laughs.

by Deeznutssssss December 27, 2009

Finger Blasting

When a person aggressively fingers their ass at maximum volume

Asher was finger blasting

by Asher Woney September 30, 2023

Blasting couch

When a person is sitting on a couch and is being being blasted with semen by multiple people surrounding the couch.

I love being covered from head to toe after a blasting couch session.

by Frostyman007 October 21, 2021

Getto Blasted

When you just get done working your shift in the bush the you go over to a low grade chicks house finger blast the shit out of her then leave and never call again

Brandon- "ya man I totally just getto blasted that chick from rocky mountain house"

by Ray Odessa69 February 16, 2022