Two and a Half-some

Two people are having sex. The third person is having oral sex performed on himself/herself by one of the people having sex.
Guy One: Yo, I totally took those two girls back home at the same time; it was awesome.
Guy two: You had a threesome?
Guy one: Not exactly. I only boned one of the chicks and ate the other one out at the same time. It was a Two and a Half-some.
Guy two: You are a legend!
by Dobs October 06, 2007
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Half Caff

When a man's penis is not quite a full boner yet not quite limp either. Essentially the Goldilocks zone of penial stiffness.
Do you see that bulge in that man's pants? He must have the half caff.
by Young Raspberry Milk September 14, 2015
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half past five

In Russia this term describes a weak erection.
- Mary, will you go on a date with Pyotr?
- Nah, he has a half past five in the pants.
by TurboSwine August 10, 2018
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Half-Day Tony

A person who starts a new job and quits after only half a day. Typically goes to lunch, never to return.
"Where's the new guy? Didn't he go to lunch... like 2 hours ago?"
"Uh ohh, he's not coming back is he? Don't tell me another one's done a half-day Tony?"
"Fuck."
by Jabba T. Hutt December 17, 2015
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Half-Life 2

It will be THE BEST GAME EVER to be released! Will make Master chief look like a fucking pansy-ass sissy girl who braids hair all day long.
On November 16th, Half-Life 2 will be the Messiah of the gaming universe!
by James Lowe November 05, 2004
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clap n half

A term from the popular youtube live streaming show GTLive, Which stands for Game Theory Live. MatPat Said It's Origin is from his 7th grade teacher who would give them Clap N half. The Like to joke that the stole it from her because Mat Had hated that teacher.
Oh its your first stream live I give that a Clap N Half
by OddGirlSophie June 11, 2017
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Babys on the half-tip

A phrase used to describe when a person is on the verge of crying, getting upset, bitching, or acting like a baby. Popular phrase among Stoners.
"You ate my fucking shnitzel! Why did you eat my fucking Shnitzel?!" yelled Jerry. "Oh oh, Babys on the half-tip!" replied Andrew
by BongBlitz November 27, 2009
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