bacon weave

1. strips of bacon weaved together to form a solid structural lattice, maximizing surface area.
2. some greasy haired bitch

God, look at Karen over there. A real bacon weave.

by Karen’s Bacon Weave January 28, 2018

the bacon bush rider

1. Used to refer to a boy from London, bit of a YAK, very much raggo, too much to handle.
2. A Problem

Watch out for the bacon bush rider in the corner, he's lurking

by dabizzle1993 January 15, 2014

Electric bacon

Electric bacon, better known as a brain. Is called this for its similarity to bacon and being very electric

Hey bro, hows your electric bacon feeling?

Not great

by Heillhálfurheili November 26, 2021

Canadian Bacon

A Canadian Penis

I sucked on his Canadian Bacon last night.

by Darwin Ching Chong June 11, 2018

Bacon station

Bacon station is slang for police station

I parked across from the bacon station

by Solaraarai April 11, 2022

Streaky bacon

Abnormally long vagina flaps

"did you go down on her?"

"Yeah bro, I nearly choked on her streaky bacon"

by Hayhog October 2, 2025

Side bacon

When your side bitch is fat

Last night I picked up some new side bacon at the Wendy's drive-thru

by LordShahagan September 10, 2021