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Anal Anonymity

The belief one can release flatulence without being heard or seen.
Billy was sure he had anal anonymity in the library when he let a festering air biscuit fly, however to his dismay his girlfriend had just rounded the corner and was caught in the blast. Billy's personals ad can now be found on craigslist.
by Zappafan76 January 27, 2011
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anal sneeze

well, an anal sneeze is when youre minding your own business, and all of a sudden you hear a gurgling noise come from your anus. this is usually followed by a changing of the pants or a wiping of the ass.
mike: hey dude wats up?
joe: nothing, leave me alone im minding my own business.
mike: ok. asshole.
joe: *minding own business* *flatuation*
mike: dude, did you just have an anal sneeze?
joe: fuck.
by ten inch steel September 6, 2011
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anal pendant

buttsex resulting in not enough ejaculate for a pearl necklace, but sufficient for a pooling of spaff between the clavicles
he was too close to running on empty to give her the pearl necklace she requested, but still ensured that he left his cornholee with an anal pendant as a consolation prize
by hot fur magnet December 8, 2009
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Anal teeth

When you have a relaxing poo... nearly finished, but you have to bite with your bumhole to snip that last bit of shit off
I was trying my best to complete the poo of the day, butt I should just chow down with my anal teeth to finish this shitoff
by Rrraaapp September 21, 2016
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Anal Fumes

Synonym for Flatulence or fart.

Origin: A term coined by Evol used to describe when one releases their gas.

Definition: A release in indole and skatole (methane) gas that is discharged from the anus.
He got high off his anal fumes.

Man! Who blew their anal fumes?

Her anal fumes are waffling in the room.
by Samanosuke January 28, 2010
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Anal Boxing

An internet video of a person repeatedly shoving his hands in another mans ass hole.
Dude that video Anal Boxing turned me on.
by mAGGLEY May 28, 2016
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anal bbq

The act of putting your penis inside a girls anus while using BBQ sauce as lube then talk your fingers and form a fork put your fingers inside her ass while your penis is inside her
Darius grabbed his BBQ sauce and drenched it all over Miranda's ass then fingered her ass while his was in it.

Kile was gonna give his girlfriends a Anal BBQ
by Cool guy brown October 22, 2013
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