noodle-maid

An unethically ambitious person; a servant to power, especially in the political context.

Canada's Prime Minister, noodle-maid to America, hasn't seen a war he won't sign up for to please the Empire.

by I. M. Loos December 15, 2011

noodle-ounce

The amount of fluid needed to prevent flaccidity in a male erection.

That dude must need 14 noodle-ounces to fuel his garfield.

by flaccidfox January 2, 2012

Georgia Noodle Slurp

When a male inserts flavored noodles in a females vagina or ass hole and proceeds to suck it out in a erotic way.

Dude guess what I did to barbera? I gave a chicken flavor Georgia Noodle Slurp.. WTF!!!

by Blaqq Guy February 22, 2011

noodle

When you can't think straight, or do something wrong.

Kevin: "BILLY, WHY DON'T YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS WORK?"
Billy: "You noodle, you have caps lock on, smfh."
Kevin: "Oh lol ok it works now"

by EpicUsername November 14, 2011

Noodle-mouthing

Receiving oral sex from someone who has a mouth full of cooked noodles.

John: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Steve: Oh, the usual. Just some making-out, fingering, noodle-mouthing...

John: Lucky guy.

Steve: I know.

by NayaFreya November 9, 2011

noodle

a cool person who can beat the living shit out of you

and loves lady gaga and miley cyrus

ME: I LOVE BRITTENY SPEARS

NOODLE: I LOVE LADY GAGA

by cake on rie August 23, 2011

Noodle Candy

Raw Ramen Noodles.

"Dude, we were so high, we didn't want to make the ramen, so we just ate noodle candy."

by Smoker Face October 12, 2011