Noodle-mouthing

Receiving oral sex from someone who has a mouth full of cooked noodles.

John: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Steve: Oh, the usual. Just some making-out, fingering, noodle-mouthing...

John: Lucky guy.

Steve: I know.

by NayaFreya November 9, 2011

noodle

a cool person who can beat the living shit out of you

and loves lady gaga and miley cyrus

ME: I LOVE BRITTENY SPEARS

NOODLE: I LOVE LADY GAGA

by cake on rie August 23, 2011

Noodle Candy

Raw Ramen Noodles.

"Dude, we were so high, we didn't want to make the ramen, so we just ate noodle candy."

by Smoker Face October 12, 2011

Boiled Noodle

It's what The Rock truly is.

The Rock? More like Boiled Noodle

by SvenTheSwedishGuy March 23, 2023

Pool Noodling

The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.

While I was pool noodling that chick, she shot chunks all over my dick and balls!

by Agergarth March 25, 2023

Snoodle a noodle

Warning someone not to overthink something and hurt their brain.

Hey, don't snoodle a noodle on those deep thoughts.

by Tdent465 January 14, 2023

noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023