zoned out

Similar to daydreaming, zoning out usually involves obscure subject matter such as how toothpicks are made or what will happen when squirrels take over the world. Common among, but not imited to, those with ADD or ADHD.

Chester was so zoned out that he didn't even notice Jim slapping him in the back of the head.

"I'm sorry, what? I was zoned out.."

by MandyM November 16, 2005

Zoner Boner

When you zone out/daze in class or anywhere and get a boner

I was staring at the board in class and all the sudden I got a zoner boner

by plz eat me January 20, 2020

Zonetan

A sexy purple goth girl that is the figurehead and anime waifu-sona of the animator ZONE-sama of the infamous Zone-Archive. She has curly purple hair, purple eyes and is an eldritch tentacle demon who just wants to see you fap and maybe also incidentally take over the world. She sports a purple sweater with the ZONE logo, black tights and boots usually.

She has a canon cameo in the Skullgirls game. She is voice-acted by Caxx, who is also a rapper.

I wish ZONEtan were my girlfriend. God, I'm so lonely right now!

by WatercolorheartUD March 17, 2020

dope zones

A positive affirmation; typically expressed in acknowledgement of a situation that is particularly rad, in which the vibes are especially dope.

I listened to his new album, dope zones man, dope zones all around.

by zopedones May 3, 2011

java zoned

When you pour your heart out to a girl that you liked. And she responds back with a full java script program that is syntactically correct, showing that she rejected you.

Person: Dude! I told Jessica I liked her the other day!
Bro: How'd it go?
Person: She java zoned me....
Bro: That was not cool bra.

by Callacas January 4, 2013

Priest zoned

The friend zone, only worse. When your girlfriend says that you'd make a good priest. Think of it as a nice way of breaking up but without actually breaking up. While the male is in this state, he is in limbo. No one knows if or when you will get out.

Me: my girlfriend just priest zoned me today...

Friend: damn. That sucks.

Me: no shit Sherlock.

by Latin Rite September 4, 2013

National Sleep With the friend zoned guy day

October 16th. This is for the friend zoned men. This is the day where any of your close female friends have to sleep with you ;)

“Hey come over”

“No we’re just friends”

“But it’s national sleep with the friend zoned guy day”

by Heheheuknow October 14, 2019