YouTube comment section

YouTube comment sections are something you staying up late reading for hours on end whilst taking Tombocantuxin caffeine pills, even though you don't have the attention span to read college textbooks for equally long periods of time.

Guys, I don't read books anymore. These days, YouTube comment sections are something I stay up late reading for hours on end whilst taking Tombocantuxin caffeine pills.

by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025

KEEP THAT SHIT YOUTUBE

Keep things on Youtube instead of bringing it to real life.

"'Lil James talking about pulling up...keep that shit Youtube sucka!" "Keep that shit Youtube!"

by Unitonika September 16, 2020

YouTube

A social media platform on which you can post or watch things.

I love YouTube!

by Catpersondoctorhappypeacelove May 19, 2021

YouTube

Like pornhub but no naked girls sorry

Yo i'm gonna ate a can of YouTube

by Dentro 4 January 8, 2019

youtube-abte

When you type a single letter into Youtube and click the first song that comes up under that letter. You can Youtube-abet when very bored, A-Z.

"I just spent an hour Youtube-abteing."
"I did the Youtube-abte last night and 'Fireflies' was O and F."

by kororaaudrey March 12, 2010

YouTube

A person who does something stupid or pointless.
A situation in which someone exhibits sheer stupidity.

By admitting his guilt, Brian had a YouTube moment.

by Zde829 February 9, 2023

youtube dad

the dad if you dont have a dad! The one that teaches you stuff that your father would've teached you, but on youtube. For example how to change the motor oil or to replace a fuse in the fuse box! This father doesnt give you love but he really helps.

i dont have a dad, but i have a youtube dad that teaches me dad-stuff.

by hypn1c December 25, 2018