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Valentine's Day

Seems like an important world holiday, but it's just a big load of bullshit, where companies profit off of those people who are insane enough to buy their girlfriend/spouse $400 Digital Cameras or iPods. On this day, your romantic abilities are proportional to the size of your bank account.

Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.

Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.
Jim: OMG Valentine's Day is tomorrow!!!!!
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.
by l1011tristar17 February 9, 2010
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day wrecker

Any object/person/situation that can mess up your day.
Man, I didnt drink my double espresso in the morning. What a day wrecker.
by desi dunnit October 7, 2014
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Ditch day

December 2nd, “Ditch day” for all high schoolers.
“Are you excited for December 2nd

Hell yeah! It’s ditch day.”
by Sishhhk October 29, 2019
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An Apple A Day

The Apple has incomprehensible power equatable to god’s power having one a day could give you the power to stop the doctor.
by Steve White January 27, 2021
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Election day

1:"Yay, it's election day."
2:"Who are you voting for? Trump or Clinton?"
1:"Hasn't Clinton already been president."
2:"No, I'm pretty sure that was Bill."
1:"Well it seemed to me like she was president back then"
by Mr. U. Dictionary November 6, 2019
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Hef Day

The act of spending the entire day wearing the pajamas you wore to bed the night before. Usually associated with children, college students and the elderly.
"I was going run errands but decided to take a Hef Day and watch football."
by utlax October 18, 2011
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Gist Day

A holiday celebrated on the eleventh of every month in honor of Gabriel Saporta. To celebrate Gist Day you simply wear a purple or red hoodie.
by bandanapanic February 23, 2008
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