touch of a woman

a thing i do not have and will likely not ever experience

"touch of a woman is a thing i do not have experienced and will likely have not ever"

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 17, 2025

Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.

Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!

by literal asshole May 25, 2025

Low Taper Touch

The act of touching somebody with the tip of a writing utensil after licking it.

I'm going to low taper touch you!

by cry0n1s1s May 25, 2025

touch

the most sus yet innocent word ever

person 1: *brushes against person 2*
person 2: hey, dont touch me
the whole class: what da hell

by lesbiankitkat44 June 4, 2025

Dick touching

When someone keeps tell jokes about you or they trying to be funny and use you x amount of times

Yo quiet dick touching me

by Rolando_69 June 8, 2025

I’m going to touch you

I’m going to touch you

I’m going to touch you

by I__like__toAST June 9, 2025

touching sheets

to describe (typically male) masturbation

send me a video of you touching sheets

by araaradesune July 6, 2023