your mom

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.
Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already
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Joe: Hey have you seen your mom lately
Tim: No why
Joe: Cause I fucked her last night
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Your mom is a concoction of 'y' 'o' 'u' 'r' 'm' 'o' 'm' and it is hilarious to use in day to day conversations with your siblings.

Example:

Joe- You are a fat, horrible person.
Lauren- Don't care + Didn't ask
Joe- Shut up you neek (geek+ nerd)
Lauren- Your mom is a neek

Everybody else in class- OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET ROASTED
2.
Carson- You wear tank tops all the time Chloe
Chloe- Your mom wears tank tops all the time
Carson runs away crying to his mommy and snitching to mother

3.
Taylor- Do you know a mirror cuz that is who you talk to everyday. HAHA
Taaylor- Does your mom know a mirror since that is her only friend.
Taylor- Really? How do you know?
Taalor-Because your mom told me.
Taylor- One more word about my mom and you are dead.
Taaylor- Can you ask your mother something?
Taylor- Why?
Taaylor- because I left my toothbrush there.
Taylor- Where are you?
Taaylor- At your mom's house.

***SILENCE***
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your mom

Your mom is the comeback of the year. Say this if you want to own somebody's face.
by nig*erfaggot October 31, 2017
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We all know the joke "Your Mom" but sometimes, we need to make it far, very, very far.
So now it will be considered as "fuck me daddy" to stop these "Your Mom" jokes.
Person 1 : "I fucked your mom"
Person 2 : "Alright I'll do it"
by HappyUnammed January 27, 2022
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Rephrase to when you're eating a hamburger from either Burger King or wherever you would eat a burger at lunch whenever then say:
Example:
Kid: Eat a burger and then say this burger is good
Kid 2 :Mmmm Your mom looks good
Mom: standing over there staring and laughs and your dad looks tasty..
by Urbanuser101 June 21, 2022
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A total MILF I would do any day...
Boy 1: Dude, your mom is such a MILF!
Boy 2: Eww don't be gross!
by BendOverLittleBoy August 31, 2020
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