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Time of Day 

An idiom that refers to a baseline level of respect or empathy for another person. To "give someone the time of day" means you acknowledge them, while "not giving someone the time of day" implies that you think you're better than the other person and wouldn't even let them know what time it was if they asked, let alone talk or associate with them.
John wanted to date Susan, but she wouldn't even give him the time of day.
Time of Day by soapergem January 13, 2009

Time-Rape 

Time-Rape is the science fiction concept of time travel in which iron clad laws of physics dictate that any stop within the space-time continuum must be accompanied by a rape of a denizen of that time/locale by the time traveler.

This can be facilitated by the time traveler targeting times and places where women were considered little more than chattel and the penalties for what is now considered a violation were practically non-existent.

As it is a necessity of the structure of time travel, Time-Rape itself is generally not the specific goal of the traveler, though rogue individuals and groups do exist who hold it as their primary aim.

The consequences of not performing the Time-Rape are not fully understood, however, research has concluded that it is the psychological/spiritual equivalent of a kind of reverse Time-Rape where everyone alive in the visited time period not targeted by the errant traveler converges upon him to perform an eternity of rapes while the intended, and necessary, victim of the traveler presides in judgment.

Another hypothesized result suggests the bringing-forth of the Negrolocaust.
Holy shit, dude. Are you telling me you didn't perform the Time-Rape? You are so literally fucked - and if it causes the Negrolocaust, I'll never forgive you.
Time-Rape by ajaxax October 27, 2012

boaby time 

When a man, usually drunk gets naked and rubs his testies and boaby on an unsuspected victim
Rambo : Oh skull wit times it?
Skull : Um......Its 5'oc....
Rambo : NAW BOABY TIME *jumps on skull and rubs balls and penis on his head*
Skull : Oh Noez, Boaby timed.
boaby time by Raymond Ramsay December 29, 2007

cutoff time 

The period of time after a set time at which it is no longer socially acceptable to call someone. Usually around 9-10 o'clock. Only to be violated in periods of extreme urgency. Originally coined by Larry David on, "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
Person 1: Oh shit, I forget to tell my friend that he has to meet me at noon tomorrow.

Person 2: Too late now, it's past the cutoff time.
cutoff time by Specialnator July 23, 2010

one time at band camp 

One of the funniest movie lines ever; people use it for everything now. Originally from the sex-crazed movie "American Pie," one of the best movies ever!
There was this one time at band camp, I had to kis a girl who played the trombone, so you can just imagine that...

Time Bomb 

Taking a capsule of MDMA (Molly); preferably with .2 - .4, wrapping it in a good wad of pre-chewed gum, then swallowing it. It will then kick in at a random point in time within the next week.
Person 1: Yo, remember when John took that time bomb on Monday?
Person 2: Yeah, what of it?
Person 1: It kicked in on him during work last night!
Person 2: LOL funny shit! Wasn't yesterday Thursday?
Person 1: Yuhhh
Time Bomb by EmpanadaMan June 1, 2013