E Bae

Your internet girlfriend, side chick, or friend with benefits. Similar to an e thot.

*signing onto chat* “Alright, where my e baes B)”

by {demigod} May 31, 2023

E-male

An adult male who is heavily influenced by social media and whose posts are marked by excuses and over-sensitivity. He deflects instead of taking responsibility for his actions. He may enjoy male-centric podcasts or refer to all women as "females."

Girl, this E-male is in my DMs telling me to venmo him for last night's drink. Blocked!

by PAC89 January 19, 2023

Rush E

Noun, Song made by Sheet Music Boss

"If any human being actually performed this song as written here, it would probably end the world, or bring about the heat death of the universe. It would signal Armageddon"

Person: *Whips out sheet music of Rush E and puts it on the piano*
Piano: *Nervous Sweating*

by esckey123 February 4, 2023

Donya E

the best wife and mother ever and thinks BONJOVI is cool

Donya E listens to bonjovi with her husband

by curtdaddy August 4, 2010

e-Hug

An electronic image of a hug created by using common keyboard symbols. Commonly used to give the calming effects of a hug over the internet.

The eyes of the 2 indiviuals are created with "O" and/or "o".
The mouths are created by "_"
The edge of the bodies are created with "( )"
The arms are created with ">"

It looks like this:

(>O_o)> (o_O )

Jamie: "I need a hug"

James: ‎(>O_o)> (o_O )

Jamie: "Thanks for the e-Hug. I feel much better now."

by Hey, Its my pseudonym!! August 1, 2011

e-wang

1. Your e-penis
2. How confident you are online.
3. How much clout you wield (online).

"Yep I got in, I've got a big e-wang."

by Verdafolio January 15, 2005

Double "E"

A double "E" is a Geek. The etymology becomes obvious after you remove the G and the K.

This came out of a Schoolastic catalog ad for a Lizzie McGuire book. The cartoon version of Lizzie is seen saying "Don't be a double 'E'."

I had to ask my 8 year-old daughter what the hell it meant, so this is cutting-edge slang folks.

Two 5th graders in the playground:

Tyrone: Hey Brad, want some Mary Jane?

Brad: No. My parents said I shouldn't do that.

Tyrone: Jesus Brad! Don't be a double "E!" I suppose you don't drink either. What a dw"ee"b.

(here we see that many nerd pejoratives feature the double "E")

by Matt McGuire May 14, 2004