Coffee

Somebody who has been coffed, or the beneficiary of a coffer

The coffer bought out the coffee shop.

by toastedwater December 2, 2021

Coffee Parent

A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee

I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!

by Dwilli February 28, 2021

Coffee > Tea

Coffee is better than Tea. I like both drinks but, Coffee is better. Usually Americans drink more Coffee. Usually Britains drink more Tea. So, Coffee > Tea is just like saying America > Europe. Both are true. USA U!S!A! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!

Coffee > Tea CORRECT
Tea > Coffee INCORRECT

by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 11, 2025

crotch coffee

when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.

Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.

by AJSKGJosiewtff April 16, 2008

hot coffee

a very amazing song...

taiya: "do u like your coffee HOOOOOOOOT"

hot coffee...

aspen: "let me be ur coffee POOOTTTTT"

leena: "u call the shots BABBBEEEEE"

corinne: "i just wanna be YOOUUUrrrrrrssss....."

by teenyweeny69 May 13, 2022

Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.

I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!

by anonymous June 16, 2022

boner coffee

A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick

William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?

Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee

by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013