lava cake

the sexual act of eating someone’s ass, specifically black dudes while he has chronic diarrhea.

the lava cake was worse than i ever seen, but it still turned me on.

by the bald seagull October 28, 2019

knob-cake

a knobcake is a person who you think is stupid. They are usually quite arrogant and they probably consider themselves the exact opposite to a knobcake. They are highly disagreeable.

micky thought dancing like that looked cool But everyone else thought he was a knob-cake.

by jonnypirate August 5, 2008

Krimshy Cake

When you fill an old top hat with cream cheese, ecstasy, chipmunk sperm, and pubes from an asian women. you then stir it up and pour the mixture into a tub, that you let a hooker with AIDS wash her vagina in. then scoop up the remaining mix with a cake pan, and bake it. when its done, frost it, and give it to the head of math club for lunch.

that boy just gave me a krimshy cake and it was delicious!

by thebostenwhaler27 May 18, 2011

Bustin Cakes

On going release of large amounts of gas while engaged in physical activity.

In grade school during recess I participated in a pick up game of basketball. During a full court press my buddy Dale detected that someone was Bustin Cakes.

by Max Coleman September 21, 2005

Chrismas Caking

When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds on excreting on his or her partners face.

"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"

by Santa Shitface January 31, 2010

Pookie-cakes

An overly cute nickname for someone you go with.

Bobby is Susie's Pookie-cakes, and vice-versa. They gross me out sometimes.....

by RatchetBoo May 9, 2003

man cakes

the muscles that bulge out on a man's stomach

i worked out so much today my man cakes are turning into a six pack

by WAGGY12 October 20, 2009