The best school in the world. It is a heaven for everyone where the teacher is nice and everyone is very good and happy. There are no problems and the food is tasty. Everyone is good friends with everyone and teachers. This school is very good and awesome for everyone. Nothing ever happened on 8th September 2021. The school did not lose any students and we always only had 100 people. The blood stains in the toilet was the result of periods and not any student who gave head. I am most certainly not a spy trying to document this and got caught. I am most certainly not being held hostage with a ArmaLite AR-15 223 Remington 5.56×45mm loaded with 9mm bullets capable of firing through walls pointed at my head. I am not being forced to write this in order to hide the incident. Sorry, a incident. I am not sure why you may think that I may not exist after this is published. Please do not spread any fake news or we may have to prosecute you.
"Wow, st Gabriel's Secondary school is truly the school of all time!"
"Nothing bad ever happens here!"
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"Nothing bad ever happens here!"
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by Thaatguy December 8, 2022
Get the St Gabriel's Secondary Schoolmug. shit town where wanna be wangsters and losers live and drug addicts die. only thing good to do is go booze cruising down surrounding backroads, go to subway, then take a mean shit in the tempo bathroom.
by Ratatata69 March 14, 2023
Get the St. Walburgmug. From elderly people who were here before the industrial revolution and think they're better than you to elderly call girls and the occasional junkie spinning on the sidewalk. Not a bad place to live but trying to find a job is like child pageantry. There are homeless people sleeping in places they really shouldn't. But still you'll see cars nicer than the one girl from high school who was friends with the football team. Theres plenty of places to shop but never enough parking, but who needs parking when driving in the city is confusing and the drivers here seem like they've been confused since they spoke out loud to read the dashboard to find the PRNDL.
Things you will see in public will elude your ability to describe them accurately. The perfect place to document cryptids.
Things you will see in public will elude your ability to describe them accurately. The perfect place to document cryptids.
by MyDogWasCircumsized December 11, 2020
Get the St. Catharinesmug. Developed by the great M. Von St. Aubin, Von-St. Aubinomics (Now knows as the VSA5) are a set of 5 Postulates that can explain any news story. They can also provide a foundation for understanding events in your personal life, well… his personal life anyway. The first three deal directly with understanding news, the final two speak to personal life, and they only apply to M. Von St. Aubin himself.
When asked why he included Postulate 4 and 5 if they only apply to him, M. Von St. Aubin replied simply: “cuz I want the gub-ment to know that I know.”
The VSA5 in their entirety:
Postulate 1: The Government is not to be trusted, thus ALL government data are lies.
Postulate 2: The laws of Supply and Demand are hogwash; they are two completely unrelated phenomenon.
Postulate 3: All big business (e.g. Banks, Oil, especially Google) are coconspirators of the government and by extension of Postulate 1, cannot be trusted, and all big business data are also lies.
Postulate 4: My personal information is MINE, and you can’t have it. This holds true even if providing my personal information will have some benefit me financially or to my health.
Postulate 5: Entitlement is the most important right. I should get everything for free.
When asked why he included Postulate 4 and 5 if they only apply to him, M. Von St. Aubin replied simply: “cuz I want the gub-ment to know that I know.”
The VSA5 in their entirety:
Postulate 1: The Government is not to be trusted, thus ALL government data are lies.
Postulate 2: The laws of Supply and Demand are hogwash; they are two completely unrelated phenomenon.
Postulate 3: All big business (e.g. Banks, Oil, especially Google) are coconspirators of the government and by extension of Postulate 1, cannot be trusted, and all big business data are also lies.
Postulate 4: My personal information is MINE, and you can’t have it. This holds true even if providing my personal information will have some benefit me financially or to my health.
Postulate 5: Entitlement is the most important right. I should get everything for free.
by Von St. Aubin March 5, 2011
Get the Von-St. Aubinomicsmug. When a woman performs anilingus on a man while Steely Dan is playing in the background. Cuervo Gold and the fine Colombian optional.
"Damn, Josie came home and gave me that East St. Louis Toodle-oo the other night? Thought I was gonna die behind the wheel."
by MysticalSphere April 11, 2025
Get the East St. Louis Toodle-oomug. St Walburg's got its quirks, its a cozy town where the vibe's a bit offbeat. Sure, there's some mischief and occasional shenanigans, but it's more about eccentric characters than straight-up danger. The streets might be worn, dreams a bit tattered, but underneath it all, there's a unique charm to this place that keeps folks hooked, quirks and all.
Person 1: "Yo! I'm thinking bout havin some fun."
Person 2: "Let's go to St Walburg bud, we can get wild with them 13 year old alcoholics!"
Person 2: "Let's go to St Walburg bud, we can get wild with them 13 year old alcoholics!"
by goofydoof December 21, 2023
Get the St Walburgmug. smiled then stopped
u jus say it when smth isnt AS funny, others could be like
“LMFAOO”
but u didnt find it funny so u jus said
“sts”
“LMFAOO”
but u didnt find it funny so u jus said
“sts”
by stqrstar January 11, 2023
Get the stsmug.