shit and step

(Verb) When one takes a shit then just leaves the toilet without wiping...

How is there no paper in the toilet., but there is a mound of shit? Oh, I guess Katie just did a shit and step...

by Tdime March 2, 2018

texas two step

when two country boys get into a fight.

earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".

by diggymac July 18, 2018

i’ll step

When a boy really is down to Fuck but he know he has 0 shot so instead of saying “I will leave you alone” he resources to slang like “i’ll step” trying to sound more cool and less like a loser

It’s cool, I’ll step

Oh? Not interested? I’ll step

I’ll step

I don’t wanna waste your time or nun so if you’re not interested I’ll step

by Vivalameggs August 9, 2018

Take the extreme step

Idiom

To commit suicide

I don't know why people take the extreme step for such a small problem.

by Zami Karzai August 14, 2018

Tampa two step

When a man dressed as a pirate gets kicked in the nuts multiple times.

I tried to pick up this fine ass ho during he Gasparilla parade, and that bitch gave me the Tampa two step.

by Igotsdamottz June 7, 2019

Janitorial Two-Step

The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.

The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.

by denshanosenshi September 8, 2019

Gorilla two step

When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .

"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "

by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019