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jump the shark

A defining point in any business, relationship or other human engagement in which a peer or superior behaves in a way that eliminates any traces of his/her credibility and, consequently, any sense of purpose in continuing the overall engagement.
"Things haven't been looking rosy for the company lately, but the boss totally jump the shark when he said 'no big deal' after half the best employees quit on the same day. I gotta get a new job - quick."
by anonymous9000 May 7, 2008
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Sparkle Dick

When a Girl uses face Glitter, and she gives you head, you become a sparkle dick.
Jane Gave me head
SPARKLE DICK!
by T-MONEY666 October 6, 2007
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SparkLife

A site where you can write about anything random out of all randomness.
She wrote about the raisins in her salad on SparkLife.
by popopopopopopopopopopop0 June 9, 2011
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parked the shark

It's when a long-running clubbing institution ends, and, the frontrunners of that institution don't realise it's all over. It's commonly identified by that phrase 'that is how it is now'.
alan: can't believe carpark is getting us to get him gear for his party.
rob-e: the young ones will look back on this day when more parked the shark..
alan: i guess that is how it is now...
by alan February 21, 2006
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Sharked

The act of getting taken advantage by a girl. A very serious and problematic occurrence when a girl uses your currently intoxicated or just manly mind to take advantage of you sexually.
GT was weak and got sharked last night. Sucks to suck.
by Fenam March 28, 2010
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Shark ..... week

When a poolee in the marines is so fat and slow, two other poolees' have to run back to get him and circle him like sharks.
Shark ..... week
by dome condom August 27, 2010
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Dark shark

dark-shark (noun.) a white woman (sometimes chubby) who likes rap music and is attracted to and follows around black males . Often times girlfriends or side pieces of African American athletes.
After the basketball championship, the players went to a club that was full of dark sharks.
by Millarga June 22, 2018
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