Guy: Oh no! I'm gonna be late for work!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled. So?
Guy: If you don't move your car, the neighbors are gonna throw a fit!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled.
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled. So?
Guy: If you don't move your car, the neighbors are gonna throw a fit!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled.
by roller June 10, 2005

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by Head from a Melon January 10, 2023

September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You
Thank You
- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?
- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you
- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you
by PussyDestroyer500 September 28, 2022

Alteranative to eat a bag of dicks. Used when the effort required to bag dicks for consumption require more effort than the subject serves or time allows.
Dicks, scattered and frolicking in their natural habitat. Unbagged and grazing quietly.
Dicks, scattered and frolicking in their natural habitat. Unbagged and grazing quietly.
by Gemstaa December 15, 2017

A rude suggestion for a man with a very stiff and pointy beard, one that could pop balloons and pierce skin. The term will make the man question if his beard is hurting people. Often ends up being repeated until the man shaves his beard.
Amy Adam: God Jack Black, your beard is so pointy. You need some beard oil...
Jack Black: Shut up! I like it the way it is! Stop torturing me!
Jack Black: Shut up! I like it the way it is! Stop torturing me!
by RainbowRunner January 22, 2015
