To have one's erect penis deflate and fall limp while attempting to put on a condom before sexual intercourse. This phenomena can sometimes be attibuted to the de-sensitizing feeling of wearing a condom. Sometimes, a sound similar to a deflating balloon can be heard, but this noise is actually from the flow of air into the the condom's vacuum left by the shrinking penis.
Dude that poor guy was about to lose his virginity to Shrudi but when he tried to put on a condom his penis went flaccid and became a vacuum wrapped sausage.
by soggy banana June 12, 2011
by lolownd January 23, 2008
during road dawg when you are eating a hot dawg (condiments will be provided if you are successful) while sucking a dick. the correct form is 2 bites of dawg preceding two licks of dick.
girl, I was double sausaged up in the Portillos parking lot yesterday. the flavors were melting my tongue.
by Lucas Williamson March 07, 2022
An obscure puzzle game that is considered on of the greatest puzzle games ever made, and I can agree. Not even kidding.
Trust me though, if you play it, go in as blind as possible.
Trust me though, if you play it, go in as blind as possible.
by TheCornhole24 May 11, 2022
In the context of eating a hippy at thanksgiving time and wanting to savour every part, after the crown of turkey is cooked you may wish for some sausage to add just to flare up the presentation of the thing. Well good news, if there are any local hippies living in your vicinity why not just break off a few dreadlocks of their's and have those instead? As can be seen in the "I hate hummers" video at blerds.com
"Hippies. I hate hippies. I eat hippies for thanks giving dinner. Dreadlock sausages mother fucker: crunch, crunch, crunchety crunch."
by Robert Head April 05, 2007
A sexual act involving 2 men and a woman. One of the men and the woman assume the usual position of a 69 (reciprical oral engagement of genitalia), while the 2nd man places himself in a spooning position of the woman; inseration of one of the woman's lower orifices.
Adolf, Vivian, and I got hammered and fooled around. Ended up in a Croatian Sausage Sandwich, Shit was dope.
by dougleston December 09, 2019
The part of the anatomy that resides between the legs of a male diver or swimmer. The color becomes a vivid purple when excited & sometimes even when there is a present threat. When in this state of awareness the Purple Sea Sausage has been known to use its defense mechanism, spitting a thick white substance to entangle & disorient the attacker.
As the Calypso was anchored in the waters off Panama, John Paul encountered a Purple Sea Sausage in an excited state as it was chasing the rare & beautiful Soft Shelled Brown Anus, (pronounced A-noose.)
by krandma August 14, 2008