The Breath Of Versailles

What I call a person when they slip on a piece of dog feces (shit).

Person 1: Hey, dude...have you ever slipped on a piece of dog feces?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now The Breath Of Versailles.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 9, 2025

The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

breath burglar

Someone who is of no use whatsoever, resulting in the incidental theft of oxygen that might be useful to others.

"You're such a breath burglar!" exclaimed Andy, after discovering Matt had left the beer behind.
useless dead weight

by Reigun November 1, 2013

breathed

Taking a breath in past tense

I breathed yesterday, and the cold air was hurting my throat

by Marcial Keller December 20, 2023

breathing with brain

How to breathe and think with your brain

On your inter dimensional journey through the galactic evolution of becoming bumble bee you must think deep and hard about how the metaphoric hypothezine of all entermetrixs above the main pci e cord plus ssd 1t with motherboard of brains included with the brain interception of all know entities.

breathing with brain is and intergalactic advancement by using pci e

by Brain Breather May 31, 2019

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call a person who has given away bicycles and sold licensed anime characters.

Person 1: Have you ever given away bicycles and sold licensed anime characters?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Breath Of Versailles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

Scott Breath

When you're sitting across the table from someone and their breath slaps you in the face.

I was sitting down for lunch and got hit by Scott breath before he came talk to me.

by Vidovic July 30, 2019