Someone whose frequent nincompoopery and/or lack of intelectual capacity subjects themselves to public ridicule.
by sean April 01, 2003
The most painful sex position ever conceived. You begin with anal sex lubricated by gasoline, then when both you and your partner are almost at the climax you drop a match on your gas-covered genitals lighting them ablaze. this is what known as the 'Flaming Monkey'.
Jon and Amy died last night.
What? How?
Flaming Monkey. I always though Jon was to beautiful for this world anyways...
Wait... what?
Nothing...
What? How?
Flaming Monkey. I always though Jon was to beautiful for this world anyways...
Wait... what?
Nothing...
by boomrobot9003 October 28, 2010
A document fraudulently signed by an able-bodied person claiming a disability for the purposes of getting a helper monkey
by Gaga Fan/law student February 16, 2009
My god, look at that mucky bird from the council estate, those leggings are so tight i can see her monkeys forehead.
OR
Is that a cock in your leggings? Nooo they are that tight it allows observers to see my monkeys forehead. Im off back to the estate for a banjo!!
OR
Is that a cock in your leggings? Nooo they are that tight it allows observers to see my monkeys forehead. Im off back to the estate for a banjo!!
by Quim October 15, 2006
Racist term from the old South. While entertaining in the summer, after dinner the good White folk would retreat to their respective spaces (women to the parlour or drawing room, men to the porch) for after dinner drinks. The men, desiring to prop their feet up while relaxing, would have the small slave children get on their hands and knees so that the master and his guests could use them as footstools. Hence the term "porch monkey".
by it'llbalright March 07, 2009
A nickname for crack cocaine. Predominately used in the south, it refers to a larger than normal sized piece of crack cocaine. Made popular by the rap group UGK.crackcrack cocaineboulderyayorockyambangermonkey nuts
by URASuka June 19, 2009