Math

M- Mental
A- Abuse
T- To
H- Humans

There you have it. it's mental abuse to humans.

"Wow, My teacher is lecturing me because I skipped her Math Class.

by Secret Freak January 31, 2014

Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Student 1: What does math stand for?
Student 2: Mental Abuse To Humans
Student 1: Oh

by Zombiescout2772 May 2, 2019

Israeli maths

When you respond to a 200 person hostage situation by mercilessly murdering over 7000 innocent civilians (mostly women and children)

This kid at school slapped me in the face today so I decided to apply a little Israeli maths and waited for him after school then broke every bone in his body, when his sister and friends came out I broke every bone in their body too. Totally served them up a little Israeli maths

by Fi_Winnie October 28, 2023

Gay Math

A version of math that dictates:
Socks+socks= not gay
No socks + no socks= not gay (double negative)
Socks+ no socks=gay
Odd numbers=gay
Even numbers= not gay

Single=gay

Since there is one universe Gay Math would dictate that the entire universe is gay

by Pussymilf42069asscum March 5, 2024

Math

The worst thing to ever exist on this planet.

Hey little Timmy did you do your math homework.

by Im non bionary m8 May 11, 2017

math-illiterate

Me

My friend: Can you help me with this algebra question?
Me: No sorry I'm math-illiterate.

by Obv troll is obvious April 2, 2021

Math

math is like something that they will make you do to make you pull your ass hair out but make sure you only put the answer 432 on all of the answers.

2-2= 432 that is math

by Shrek LoVeR 2987865 April 25, 2019