Michael Jackson

A talented singer who is falsely accused of child molestation just because he's eccentric.
"There are two types of people in this world. Michael Jackson fans and losers." -Seth Green
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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is a very misunderstood man. he was taken advantage of by greedy children and their parents and was accused of bleaching his skin (he didn't, he had a skin disorder called vitaligo). he sold over a billion albums and was very successful. don't believe the media and what they say about him!
by Morganelle August 13, 2016
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Michael Jordan

The most GOATED NBA player of all time no cap. Better than LeBron sorry. Lebron second after Jordan. Respect the GOAT!!!
Michael Jordan. The absolute G.O.A.T.
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Michael Jackson

Someone you sorry ass hoes will never be. A person whom everyone hates on because they had never seen a human being with such charismatic ways. He is an eternal force who kept smiling daily despite the lies of James, Wade, Jordan, and Gavin. He was a BLACK man with a skin condition that made him even more insecure on top of you low life suckers. He gave his all to this world and yall treated him like trash, but waited for him to die to tell him you loved him. Suck some nuts. - Sincerely an MJ Fan.
Hater: Michael Jackson bleached his skin
Fan: He had a skin condition and you are a failed abortion
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Michael Jackson

1. a man this world never deserved
2. the most successful entertainer of all time
3. better than your fave bye
michael jackson didn't bleach his skin, he wasn't a child molester and he wasn't a freak. stop believing tabloid lies and educate yourself.
by brad what are you gonna do November 01, 2018
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Michael Bolton

The wussy act of saying "I like them all" instead of actually stating a preference, usually because you don't know or don't care about what's being asked.
Dude, I asked her which flavor she liked best but she went totally Michael Bolton on me!
by cr0nky August 24, 2007
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michael phelps

The swimmer's whose face you see every five seconds while watching the olympics. Even if he's not currently swimming.
"Yes, while Nastia does her floor routine let's switch back to the water cube for a minute long interview about Michael Phelps' race that we just saw. Later we will also show his medal ceremonies, and his other 20 or so prelims, semifinals, finals, documentaries, and interviews...oh yeah and we'll also show 10-15 seconds of some other obviously less important sports..."
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