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National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe
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Japanese Jerk

When you pull out to cum on her back then scream "kamikaze" and stick it back inside and cum
I pulled a Japanese jerk on my girlfriend and she's now pregnant
by Unclejazz April 8, 2025
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Jerk hole

A hole in the ground in which one collects jerks.
Jack threw yet another school bully in the Jerk hole.

"Another one for the Jerk hole".
by jojofire12 February 1, 2018
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Joe Jerk Off

A variation of "Joe Schmoe", this term is used for someone who inserts their opinion when not asked. Additionally, this person thinks they know what they're talking about, even though they have no experience or knowledge on most subject being discussed. You might say a Joe Jerk Off is a member of the Peanut Gallery.
Guy #1: Do you hear this guy talking about shit he knows nothing about?
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off
by ImAGorilla69 March 16, 2022
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Jerk it to your partner day

SATURDAY MAY 3RD is a day where you gotta jerk it atleast 5 TIMES to yo girl/man and if you don’t then the they DIEEE!!!
Guy: dude you gonna participate in Jerk it to your partner day?
Guy 2: already did man.
by retrowand May 2, 2025
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jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.
I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.
by DNAGuy June 7, 2024
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wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made
"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"
by Serbian crab March 14, 2024
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