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Christmas Tree

a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.
“Bro santie clause definitely left me a phone under the Christmas tree this year!”
by imavocabularist January 14, 2020
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National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout day

December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout
Hey dude tomorrow is national christmas hat football and soccer player makeout day
by psycoman4574 December 14, 2023
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After Christmas Effect

The few days after Christmas in which one of your relatives or friends realizes they forgot your gifts. They then go to your house to drop them off. Thus causing the After Christmas Effect.
My Grandma just came over with an After Christmas Effect. She forgot our presents again... This happens every year.
by Katie Marie Bell January 7, 2012
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Christmas sick

Someone who decorates for Christmas way too early, before Halloween. They seemingly have no patience, Christmas starts when they decide it does.

Imagine someone you know suddenly pulling out Christmas ornaments in the middle of October for example, what's going on in their head? They are Christmas sick.

We don't know what the reason for Christmas sickness is yet, but we suspect it's a huge love for Christmas, so overwhelming the person needs Christmas before it's appropriate.

We don't know if it's hereditary or if people randomly catch the sickness, we asked one person who said "", nothing, he was busy decorating for Christmas.

Scientists haven't found any cure yet.
Person 1: why is person 3 putting up Christmas lights? It's August!
Person 2: he's Christmas sick, there's nothing we can do about it
by Saucey707 August 26, 2023
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Christmas

Christmas is a celebration where one of your cousins dresses up as a Christmas tree next to your front door and every time someone comes into the house they scream swear words at them.
Christmas is my favorite time of year.
by Millao August 14, 2021
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christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.
Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.
by Holelottanope September 23, 2018
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