Fronkanstoon

The CEO of The McGabbon Bloonders. The most badass person in all of human history

“Fronkanstoon is so badass”

by Mr McGabbon January 15, 2021

Fronting

The cause behind all the cold weather in the United States.

It's been below freezing for over a week. Yeah - those damned Canadians keep fronting all their cold air down here on us. (cold frontin')

by FXVIPilot January 16, 2021

Frontsies

The opposite of backsies

Her: no take backsies
Him: I said it first so it's a frontsies

by Sndbusxb March 15, 2021

Front slouch

Front belly pouch of fat

Gross did you see big Debbie's front slouch?

by Heywood jadoome March 31, 2021

Front Eye

The hole at the tip of the Penis (aka the meatus aka the Pee hole)

That poor prick has gone 13 months without blowing one out of the front eye!

by Double Doubles April 1, 2021

Front-stabber

Someone who tells you the truth to your face, instead of talking smack about you behind your back. It could be a friend who loves you, or a jerk who hates you. Chances are, it’s not your mom.

She was a true front-stabber, meaning she didn’t mind spilling the truth, face to face, and then, she twisted that knife just a little.

by Undo_Save? April 4, 2021

frontal plumb

Frontal plumb, def; The frontal women version of a plumber’s crack.

She has her leggings so far up her ass she’s literally displaying her frontal plumb for every one to see.

by Plantypetmom April 8, 2021